Buddie and Vita's world

Buddie, Buddie the dog,…dog of mystery!

 

Hello fellow canines, this is Buddie, Buddie the dog reporting to you from an undisclosed top secret location. As you can see I am out in the field. My assignment is top secret and I cannot divulge any particulars but suffice to say that it is very dangerous and national security might depend on its proper completion.

Okay maybe not national security, but the security of my kind!

Okay may be not the security of my kind but definitely the security of my charges!

Okay maybe not the security of my charges, but the security of my rubber bone.

If this mission is not completed properly, my home life as we know it will never be the same again!

Every detail must be precisely and meticulously executed or the whole operation will be a failure!

Hey wait, hold on, oh no I have been captured!

 

What is that tool of torture? Go ahead give it your all! I will never talk! I will never tell you my mission!

Hey, get that thing away from my ear!

What are you doing?

I know you are putting a micro chip in my head to brainwash me into talking! Well it will never work!

Wait what is that? Oh, I see ancient water torture! Ha, ha, I laugh at your feeble attempts to break me!

I am a highly trained intelligence professional! Nothing you do will keep me from completing my mission. No wait I mean, nothing will make me talk!

Wait now what? Oh, you are going to blindfold me and take me to some hidden place to make me divulge my secrets! Wait, no I mean, I do not know anything!

I know what you are thinking. You think that I am an average dog who was walking in the woods, looking for his squeaky toy and got attacked by a tick.

You think that I was taken by my charge and plucked free of that blood-sucking parasite. You also think that afterwards I was stuck in a bubble bath and then towel puffed and dried.

But you do not know my cunning undercover capacity! It was all part of my scheme.

You think that I am just a silly dog getting into mischief, but I am not; I am Buddie, Buddie the dog. Dog of mystery and my mission continues. I always get my bone.

This is Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery signing out from an undisclosed location, until next time! Woof, woof and out!

Spring is in the air!

As I was on my morning walk today I noticed a certain aroma in the air. No it was not coming from my neighbor's trash.

It was something more. I was a bit perplexed as to what it was, when it suddenly hit me! It was the intoxicating scent of spring!

I had been so preoccupied with the incredible responsibility of providing top notch security for my hapless neighborhood that I had missed it at first.

I stood and pondered as the various scents filled my nostrils. Instantly I was taken back to a younger more carefree time, a time when I was just a young pup barely ankle high. Okay maybe I am still barely ankle high, but you get the point!

Life was so much simpler then, playing with my ball, chewing on my bone, rolling on the floor and frolicking in the grass! Ah, those were the days! Wait that was yesterday, never mind, you get the point!

Now as my life rushed by me a sudden urge came over me, a feeling of.., wait hold that thought need to step into my office.

Ah, much better, anyway while I was deep in "thought" it occurred to me that I had a deep desire to help my fellow doggie-kind; a desire to make this doggie-house called earth a better place, but how to do that?

Then it suddenly came to me! I would take my life experience and use it to help other canines to better themselves! I would use my knowledge to help them overcome their challenges and insecurities. With my beloved Vita by my side, we would guide the dog world to higher depths of success and doggie well-being.

So from now on I, with, Vita would answer the countless letters from our fellow canines needing guidance to better themselves.

I took a deep breath of the sweet spring air one more time as I turned to walk my charge home. I doggie-smiled as I realized that I, Buddie the dog, now had a purpose in life. Plus that doggie biscuit waiting for me behind the couch was just calling my name!