Buddie and Vita's world

Buddie, dog of mystery, on patrol!

Today while I was on routine patrol I had the uncanny feeling that I was being watched! I put all of my astute canine training into action, when suddenly, I spotted the unsavory character that was spying on me!

I quickly sprang into action to avoid their surveillance equipment.

Ha,ha! Buddie the dog of mystery is faster than any human camera speed! Ah, maybe not!

There was not a moment to lose, I had to get back the film, ah, memory card from the camera! I could not risk my identity being discovered!

 

I was hot on the trail, I knew that with my skills and intelligence, there was no way my nemesis would escape.

I circled the tree then realized, there was nothing there!

 

I slowly closed in! I could feel the tension in the air as I felt a bead of sweat form on my eyebrow, ah, forehead!No wait that was leftover milk from breakfast!

There was no way he would get away from me now. Suddenly I heard it!

"Buddie, get your butt in the house!" The voice of my charge, he too was highly trained in maintaining my cover as a highly pampered lap dog!

I quickly fell back into my undercover identity realizing that the suspect was long gone!

I also realized that I was no longer under surveillance. I guess my professionalism and serious demeanor scared them off!

I walked back feeling good knowing that once again Buddie, Buddie, the dog of mystery, had saved the day!

 

Nothing ever gets past me or my incredible investigative skills~

 

Once again signing off from a highly secret location this is Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery reporting in!

Buddie does softball

 

 

 

Hello to all, this is Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery reporting to you from a highly secured location.

My latest mission was to infiltrate a group of highly intelligent humans and collect highly sensitive data to defeat the enemy.

Okay maybe not so much highly intelligent, more like wicked smart, (insert Bastan accent here!)

If I had an accent, which I do not because I am Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery and mostly because I am a dog and I do not speak. You know what I mean!

The highly sensitive data which I must collect is vital to national security, okay more like vital to the success of world peace! Alright, already it is actually vital to our team winning this game. It is a really important game it could decide whether we go to the Championship series, well actually more like the play-offs, in reality it would just decide who has to buy the pizza or not, but free pizza tastes so much better doesn't it?

With the melting cheese and yummy crust, oh, sorry where was I?

Using my cutting edge training acquired from the U.S Government, okay not from the government but from highly trained former NAVY seals, alright maybe they weren't NAVY seals but Lulu from the Pampered Pooches Suds and Duds once petted a seal at the aquarium!

I slithered fearlessly into their nest of dangerous vipers, what is that a spider? Get it off, get it off!!! Ha, ha, it's just a lint ball, I knew that!

Slowly I crept closer and closer my objective just inches from my grasp, I was seconds away from ensuring victory would be ours! HA, HA, HA!

I got it, I got it! I managed to secure what we needed to secure our place in history, domination was ours! What? What do you mean you need it back? Its mine I tell you all mine!!! Oh, we only have one and we can't finish the game without it? He, He, I knew that!

Without thought to my own well-being I selflessly gave up everything to ensure the success of my team! Get it team? Okay so I gave the ball back and found out my team was kicking butt so bad they let me play in the outfield!

I got her, I got her, I will cover her; you will never get by me!! What? Oh, I am not supposed to cover her? Why? Oh, but we cover our canine in soccer, what do you mean this isn't like soccer?

I just stand here? Further back? By the tomatoes? Hey guys are you sure I am supposed to be this far back? Guys? Hello?

After much hard concentration in my position, okay maybe not so much hard but it was tough staying awake out there, our team came away victorious thanks to all my information gathering and yes hard work.

After a plethora of high fives and victory dances, I know that victory dances are in football, but they look so cool, I Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery safely made it back to headquarters!

Actually it was more like the mobile command center; alright it was actually the Suburban but to the victor goes the spoils, ah, what's a spoil anyway? Can I get a doggie biscuit instead? Ah, another dangerous mission successfully completed!

This is Buddie, Buddie the dog, dog of mystery signing out from an undisclosed area saying only you can prevent forest fires! What? Why does the bear always get the good lines, doggone it!! Get it doggone it?! He, He, yeah anyway K-9 out until the next time!